Passing through a door..
LIKE A BOSS.
(Source: infinite-swag-blog, via onlylolgifs)
Should I use twitter?
I made one three years ago, but never actually used it. So should I start using Twitter?
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
me when my ipod is on shuffle:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes
What race are you?
black people:
black
white people:
2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people:
not Mexican
asian people:
not Chinese
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